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{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the news?","punchline":"FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.","id":99}
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Michael Kenneth Paynter was a retired Cornish civil servant, trade union activist, and poet. Apart from a period of study at the University of Newcastle, he has lived in St Ives.
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