{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
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{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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