{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
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